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These pants have a third leg tube that is stitched to
the left or right leg. The interior surface of the third
leg tube is Teflon coated.
These pants make it possible for the wearer, provided
they are wearing no underwear, the wearer may
discreetly have a bowel movement(s) while walking or
running from here to there or while standing still.
Excrement simply falls down the third slick leg tube
and rolls out between the wearers shoes. The wearer
may shake their leg to expedite transit of excrement
materials through the third leg tube.
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// may discretely have a bowl movement(s) // |
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Ten pin, or crown green ? |
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I preferred it without the "e"/ |
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Firm, but fair, that's the way. |
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Why not let it dangle like a tail? [-] |
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and what is done about the smearing? You smell like excrement all day. |
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[vfrackis] already smells like excrement anyway, so no-one would
notice. |
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8th that was harsh, This place is getting ugly |
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I'm not sure that Teflon poop chutes are helping to
nudge it in the right direction. |
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