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Shake A Leg

 Bathroom Trousers
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These pants have a third leg tube that is stitched to the left or right leg. The interior surface of the third leg tube is Teflon coated.

These pants make it possible for the wearer, provided they are wearing no underwear, the wearer may discreetly have a bowel movement(s) while walking or running from here to there or while standing still.

Excrement simply falls down the third slick leg tube and rolls out between the wearers shoes. The wearer may shake their leg to expedite transit of excrement materials through the third leg tube.

—vfrackis, Jul 13 2014

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       // may discretely have a bowl movement(s) //   

       Ten pin, or crown green ?
—8th of 7, Jul 13 2014
   

       +e
—vfrackis, Jul 14 2014
   

       I preferred it without the "e"/   

       No "e" = bun.   

       Firm, but fair, that's the way.
—not_morrison_rm, Jul 14 2014
   

       no.
—FlyingToaster, Jul 14 2014
   

       What [FT] said.
—8th of 7, Jul 14 2014
   

       EWWWWW
—xandram, Jul 14 2014
   

       Why not let it dangle like a tail? [-]
—pocmloc, Jul 14 2014
   

       and what is done about the smearing? You smell like excrement all day.
—Kumawktopus, Jul 15 2014
   

       [vfrackis] already smells like excrement anyway, so no-one would notice.
—8th of 7, Jul 15 2014
   

       8th that was harsh, This place is getting ugly
—vfrackis, Jul 15 2014
   

       I'm not sure that Teflon poop chutes are helping to nudge it in the right direction.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 16 2014
   


 

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