Seven Sphincter Fanfare

Seven sphincter fanfare is a body-state/moment. It is based on the idea that the chakras are all sphincter-like ring muscles that can get into perfect circular geometries and thus harmonically aligned ratios, when engaged correctly, so that one can aspire, through a practice of yoga/diet/singing and meditation, to achieve a 7part harmonic ratio between the radii of the 7 body meridian sphincters: anus, prostate, solar plexus, heart, vocal tract, osculum, and nimbus. Ok, I just made osculum and nimbus up but they sound right for sphincter-shaped muscles at the 6th and 7th chakras.

I invite you to start by thinking the right stuff repetitively, until you got in a place where you were seeing the right stuff, so that you could start to sing a certain note, which would then make your heart sphincter resonate, which in turn would make your emotional solar plexus thing vibrate in harmony, followed by your peeing and farting in harmony -- at what ever perfect combination of tones make up interesting 7 part harmonies. You could experiment to determine the best outcome. --- Although... I could have it totally upside down and it might be better starting at the other end. I don't know.