Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Self stick Herpes sores

For putting on other other people's auto pseudogenetalia
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A roll of self stick photos of individual sores from an active herpes outbreak. These can be stuck all over the appropriate area of a truck sporting "Truck Nuts" or a mini station wagon with an "Vehicle Vagina". Best used when the offending vehicle is illegally parked in a handicapped space.
Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 29 2007

Inspired by Vehicle_20Vagina
[Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 29 2007]

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       I was expecting a way to get out of unwanted sexual encounters without hurting anyone's feelings.   

       Not dissapointed though. [+]
zen_tom, Jun 29 2007
  

       Do they ooze fluids? [+]
nuclear hobo, Jun 29 2007
  

       I was reading "stores" Thank the stars, It would never work at a Tesco's local, this independent chain would have the monopoly[+]
skinflaps, Jun 29 2007
  

       + gross
xandram, Jun 29 2007
  

       [hobo] I think this would be especially appropriate when applied to a vehicle that was oozing fluids.
Galbinus_Caeli, Jun 29 2007
  

       Let's talk business!
Grumbleshark, Jun 29 2007
  
      
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