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If you had a track on top of another track, you'd be able to stay walking forward. |
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That is an excellent point. Hummm. And if you placed a gear between the forward going and the reverse going tracks, and attached a platform to the gear, then you could stand on top, spinning rapidly. Centrifugal force would throw your arms out, making your hands heavy. Pulling your arms in and letting them out, in and out, you could get your exercise on the way to the mall. |
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How would you steer the contraption? |
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Well, jeez, youre not happy with going in a straight line? Ok ok, so now Ive got a pair of tracks, see, and youre walking on one with your left foot, and on the other with your right. If youre going straight, they go at the same speed. To turn, one track runs faster than the other. While youre turning, youre doing this sort of backwards hobble. Oh, I guess it might take some getting used to...
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I just want to run over my "friends" I suppose I could TRY to talk them into standing still for a while. |
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If you want to run over your friends, just let them take it for a spin.
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Oh, no! My shoe lace just came untied! Can't...stop...must...keep...walking... |
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Sounds like an exercise Segway. |
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Sounds big and pompous. Something a dictator might take to work instead of a car. There must be a market. + |
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