h a l f b a k e r yCaution!
Contents may be not!
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
A small, powerful compressor, mounted inside the
knot on your tie, with a camera and an array of
tiny
nozzles, cunningly disguised within the pattern.
When a drip of egg volk or soy sauce begins its
descent toward your tie, the camera picks it up
and sets off the compressor, which fires
a jet of
high pressure air through the nozzles, to force it
harmlessly away.
If there are a number of such ties being worn at
the table then it may be possible to use them to
play a game similar to "one bounce" with peas or
grains of rice.
Might help.
Floattie
Might not. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 24 2013]
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Annotation:
|
| |
these annotations seem to be getting shorter |
|
| |
self preserving tie I' m a big fan of this concept in any
format + |
|
| |
They're never the same after drycleaning. <insert sad
face icon here> |
|
| |
material science will solve this within a few weeks of
the last tie being worn |
|
| |
Good luck with that. They've become rather entrenched. |
|
| |