h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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A small, powerful compressor, mounted inside the
knot on your tie, with a camera and an array of
tiny
nozzles, cunningly disguised within the pattern.
When a drip of egg volk or soy sauce begins its
descent toward your tie, the camera picks it up
and sets off the compressor, which fires
a jet of
high pressure air through the nozzles, to force it
harmlessly away.
If there are a number of such ties being worn at
the table then it may be possible to use them to
play a game similar to "one bounce" with peas or
grains of rice.
Might help.
Floattie
Might not. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 24 2013]
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these annotations seem to be getting shorter |
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self preserving tie I' m a big fan of this concept in any
format + |
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They're never the same after drycleaning. <insert sad
face icon here> |
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material science will solve this within a few weeks of
the last tie being worn |
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Good luck with that. They've become rather entrenched. |
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