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Sea-Beds, like the name suggests, are a
new range of beds inspired and modelled
on some famous seascapes.
The illusion begins with the mattress
cover, which can be printed to resemble
any number of well known sandy
stretches.
Next comes the adjustable quilt, which
has
been carefully
stitched and gathered to
make the rolling waves which break and
plunge just before the pillows.
The pillows, which complete the
scenario, can either be made up as
renowned escarpments, such as the
White
Cliffs of Dover, or the sun kissed strands
of any other famous coastal resort.
Choose the prevailing weather of your
quilt by pulling on the concealed strings
which make the waves. Be calm and
smooth, for a mellow evening, or create a
stationary tsunami, with the quilt
bunched
up at the bottom of the bed, to keep your
feet warm on a cold night.
Each Sea-Bed quilt can be further
enhanced and decorated with stick on
surfers, tug boats, jet skiers, protruding
shark fins etc.
To complete the illusion, just pop on the
sea-sounds CD of your choice, and invite
your favourite siren to join you, as you
go
deep sea diving under a raging surf.
This would go nicely
Nautilus_20Pillow
Shameless [skinflaps, Jan 02 2007]
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I periodically spend the night on a small (26') boat. It can be blessedly calm, or a night-long roller coaster ride. |
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I've also noticed that when sleeping on water I tend to have vivid erotic dreams. I'm chalking this up to sea sprites, or something like that. |
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[+], especially if it's a waterbed. |
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You might find others nicknaming you 'The Kraken': "Look! The Kraken wakes!" |
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But this is a wonderful idea. + |
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//I'm chalking this up to sea sprites// |
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The Sea is a woman who never grows old.
(Blow the man down).
Her heart is warm but her body is cold.
(Blow the man down). |
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No scurvy siren be a-boarding my sea-bed! I will defend my vessel with cutlass and pistol! |
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