Scrunchy Car

I can't drive, or rather I can but I haven't reached the stage where I'm allowed to. Nonetheless two of the hardest things about driving seem to be parking and the likes of three-point turns. In such circumstances it often seems it would be a major advantage if the shape of the vehicle were to be modified temporarily in order that it or other vehicles not be altered less temporarily.

To this end I envisage a scrunchy car. The main body of the car consists of a mesh not unlike a fingertrap. This mesh means that the car can be lengthened and thinned, shortened and fattened or possibly shortened, thinned and talled. It consists of a series of helical strips running clockwise and anticlockwise around the car, shielded by flexible plastic on the exterior and interior, joined to rings which slide along rails and can be altered in shape by diametric struts arranged in a cross which can be pulled together and separated. The axles can also be shortened and lengthened, as can the drive shaft (I'm a bit vague about this). For particularly tight squeezes the wheels can be folded under the chassis and an air cushion can be used briefly to move the vehicle instead of wheels. Since this is noisy and not fuel efficient, this feature should seldom be used.

This enables the motorist to parallel park more easily, to compact the car in situations where there's little room, and to execute three-point turns and others which would otherwise be impossible.

Oh, and you get in and out of the car by means of a quantum entangled key but that's another idea I haven't posted yet.