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Every 10th ticket should have a message saying "YOU'VE WON!!!" when you scratch off the strip with, in small type below "Of course you haven't won, you idiot - you could play this lottery every week for a million years and never win" |
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Also some of the tickets could have information about the
fate of many winners. For example I saw somewhere that
70% are broke within 7 years. 90 percent of lottery
winners say five years later that they wish they hadn't
won. |
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I've also heard about people winning millions and
gambling it all
away. Don't need to be a rocket surgeon to figure out
that loser's psychological problems. |
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And coincidentally, my brainiac cousin (who's made
millions developing, patenting and selling vaccines
for the agriculture industry, yes I'm bragging) posted
this link on my Facebook page to a very clever
observation somebody made: |
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$1,400,000,000 lottery divided by 318,900,000 people
equals $4.39, enough to buy everybody in the united
states a calculator." |
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Although after taxes there's probably only enough left
for a pencil and paper. Still, you'd be better off
investing in that. |
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//ideaograms (I think that's a word)// |
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Missed it by >that< much. |
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I think ideaograms are much more interesting and informative than idiotgrams. |
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//Whereas the placebo of buying a lottery
ticket might actually affect mental health and
psychosomatic feedback enough to greatly improve
quality of life at a fraction of the cost.// |
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I was thinking about that, the psychological benefit
of at least having a moment of joy in an otherwise
hopeless life.... |
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You make a solid point B. Gotta give it to you. |
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//70% are broke within 7 years. 90 percent of lottery winners say five years later that they wish they hadn't won.// |
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Ahem. I would like to volunteer as test subject when looking for exceptions to those rules if I might. |
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Whether or not the following would have any attention
paid to it is irrelevant to its truth: |
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"If you play the lottery, you probably won't win. If you
don't play the lottery, you CAN'T win." |
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"If you win the lottery, you won't win." would be an
interesting slogan. |
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I shouldn't be such a lottery basher. It gives some
people pleasure. I know, "Christ Doc, make up your
mind already." right? |
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