h a l f b a k e r yThis is what happens when one confuses "random" with "profound."
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To impress apon children the important lesson that there is an exception to every rule.
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Is this an explicit rule I'm not familiar with or just the generally unstated assumption that scissors should not be eaten? |
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One time my brother and I were doing a woodburning project (you know, drawing pictures on balsa wood with something resembling a soldering iron. Talk about a halfbaked idea) and enjoying lollipops at the same time. You know where this is going. Yes, licking the woodburner is a painful lesson, as my brother learned. |
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Anyway, I thought that you weren't supposed to RUN with scissors. So how about the Scissors Relay Race. Then you could have Paste Pops. |
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