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This was actually a little-known musical style that Ella Fitzgerald tried, but it never really took off. |
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In that case, you should open the box and collapse the wave function. |
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This was (with both meanings) in that giant Schrödinger of an idea we had recently where all the annotations turned into a list of pündingers. However I cant find it on ‘search’ and I don’t recall what the idea was called. |
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// I don’t recall what the idea was called // |
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"Open the box, kill the kitty" ? |
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//unsure whether to post this// Until I clicked on the link, I
was unsure whether you had. Now that I've observed it, the
idea has lost whatever quantum coherence it may
once have
possessed. |
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Seriously, is there an idea here? |
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//is there an idea here?// |
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Nope, none whatsoever. But everyone slips occasionally and
is unable to resist a bad pun. Feel free to mark for deletion,
in which case I shall oblige. |
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Schrödinger's Cow.... "Would you like milk in your tea?"
"Of course - do you have some?"
"I might have".
"What do you mean: "You might have"?"
"Well I keep a cow in that box over there"...... |
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[MB] Aliquando bonus dormitat Homerus. |
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I thought that this idea was just to provide empiric evidence that the cat was actually alive. |
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If you think that Homer nods, then yes, apparently. This may be an as-yet unexplored alternative to the Turing test. |
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[Mouseposture] Factotum aliquot semper clitoris. |
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Bzzzt! Bluff: no such animal! |
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Max, well... be you! Can none? |
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//Factotum aliquot semper clitoris.// Hmm... suspiciously
Google-proof. I won a prize in Latin once. I've forgotten the
Latin but the prize -- a dictionary of classical quotations --
remains, and I can't find that. [MB] would you translate,
please? |
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//[MB] would you translate, please// |
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Certainly. A loose translation into Western Apache would be
"nohwíí -’isdzánh " (at least, that's the best I can do with
the available character sets). |
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No, no! the translation is:
May the goddess bring you many happy camels and protect you from the painful reproductory diseases of the wicked temple whores. |
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To symbolise the uncollapsed waveform, this really
should be in the "Halfbakery:Category" category |
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servants are almost always clitoris? |
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Google-proof because bollocks. Trust me on this one. |
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//Google-proof because bollocks.// No, Google-proof
because "clitoris." |
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That's only the second-best way to poison a search. The
first-best way is to include the name of a band. The zeroth-
best way is to make it yield an audio clip of Rick Astley. |
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