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A well sharpened cutlass of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
wear a glove
Cheese_20Gauntlet [jaksplat, Dec 31 2008]
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useful for fighting off vegetarian pirates. |
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For those on a trans-fat free diet you could offer a lite sabre. |
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Useful for sword swallowers! |
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<removes trusty beef bayonet from concealed inner leg holster...> |
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*bites off part of blade* GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
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*sword is sliced up... along with
me* |
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How can I make my own Damascus Schnitzel Sabre you ask? Why, simply beat your meat! |
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