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Santa's Sweeping Boots Set

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Santa's Sweeping Boots Set is a present I'm planning on leaving beside the glass of sherry and the mince pie for Father Christmas this year.

They are exactly like his regular boots, except they have a fringe, composed of chimney sweeping brush bristles, running around them.

This means that when "He" comes down my chimney next year, he can give it a good sweeping at the same time.

Merry Christmas everyone!

xenzag, Dec 24 2009

These boots were made for sweeping https://sodabred.tu.../image/181199419497
[xenzag, Dec 24 2009, last modified Dec 17 2018]

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xenzag, Dec 17 2018
  

       A very sootable gift.   

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8th of 7, Dec 17 2018
  

       // when "He" comes down my chimney next year, he can give it a good sweeping at the same time.// C'est une euphémisme, n'est-ce pas?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 17 2018
  

       Hur hur hur hur ... <Coughing/>
8th of 7, Dec 17 2018
  
      
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