h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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A carefully adapted mouth organ holder (like the one man band would use, goes beind the neck, and holds the instrument in front of the mouth), could be used to hold a sandwich, for those occasions when holding a sandwich is impractical (eg driving, typing, peeing...)
Hands-free Fast Food Holder
http://www.halfbake...ast_20Food_20Holder
The name kinda says it all. [phoenix, Oct 04 2004]
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//peeing? //
I have a personal rule: Never input and output at the same time. |
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And don't take a mouth organ holder into a men's room. |
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only practical for food you can suck through a straw I think. |
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good rule farmer... plus it would be very hard to eat your crusts... doubtlessly earning a scolding from yer ma. |
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Once you have eaten the middle bit, you are left with two options.
Firstly, discard crust and incur mother's wrath.
Secondly, insert one end of crust into mouth, and slowly draw in, as you would eat spaghetti, and develop curly hair.
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i would prefer a sub inserted at right angles. more to get your teeth into. |
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Mmf mgfrm mmgf...Man, this sandwich needs tuning or something! |
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after a while... it wouldn't taste like a sandwitch any more.......eww.. |
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this would be brilliant for heavy metal guitarists on stage - i can just see the roadies running out to replace the subway sandwiches between songs. yeah and the drummer too. |
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hey, anything that makes eating easier is a + for me ;-) |
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