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Sandal Camp
keep them in forever, in the boot camp without boots | |
Boot camps are nasty - all that roaring and spitting
instructions inches from peoples' faces, calculated to terrify
and break the defective wills of the internees. They just
bring
the worst out in everyone involved. The instructor's heads
get
bright red as they dance around swearing like
macho half
wits,
whilst their captive audience never look too happy at the
prospect of struggling to negotiate a forest of muddy logs,
carrying sacks of stones, or some other equally useless task
carried out in festering conditions.
The alternative to all this bone-headed misery is Sandal
Camp.
At Sandal Camp no one rises from their comfortable feather
beds before noon, as the instructors quietly pad around in
sandals, so as not to disturb the tranquillity, while they
deliver
the breakfasts. No one ever shouts. There are classes to
attend in rabbit grooming or hamster gazing, but these are
not compulsory as there is always the alternative of 4 hours
of hammock testing to be considered, complemented by
chill-out album mixing - both equally well paid occupations.
Evenings are spent sampling, and reporting on the
effectiveness of various euphoria enducing substances,
before retiring to a night of blissful somnambulance.... who
would want to ever return to the streets?
Don't forget to say: "Hey man - can I have some more?"
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Boot me in...kaftan and sandals packed... |
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