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Could lubbit's job be that of a hedgehog trainer? |
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Hmmm. Maybe this is actually an epidermal patch to help cows get over wild salt cravings. Once they get over the five-block-a-day mark, you gotta do something. Therapy just doesn't seem to work on bovines. |
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Now that Peter mentioned cows I've remembered that horses use salt licks too. |
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Actually, I think man does have a distinct natural appetite for salt. It's just that we mix it with our food instead of licking it off a big block. |
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I am SO not licking that after ANY of my other co-workers have licked it. |
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The only thing that prevents this idea
from being deeply derivative of my
famed Saltissimos is that it was posted
four years earlier. Damn damn damn. |
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I thought this would be patches that you wear on your arm, when you're trying to cut down on your salt without withdrawals. |
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