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SCP Additive
Snap, Crackle, Pop Additive---Sprinkle like sugar to make every cereal or even boiled rice sound like those three little guys. | |
Like, rice is the only cereal that's fun to eat!!
Make your next bowl of Brand X all you'll want to eat until your next meal!
SCP Additive adds sweet calories and decibles to all cereals, juices and sweet soups.
Artificially sweetened SCP Additive adds sweetness and panache to treats for
dieters.
Coated sprinkles for sundae lovers, and even SCP Cubes for mixologists who may need a special drink idea to help con attendees defeat the Borg.
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It's a bit vague, but why file it under dangerous? |
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Don't you know, jutta? Haven't you heard? You mix this stuff with Coke, and it'll kill ya. |
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Ooops! Right, Otis Spunkimeyer cookies and Mountain Dew have been implicated in the lethality of this mixture. |
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Anyone remember 'Space Dust'? For shear crackliness and poppiness nothing came close. |
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I think this additive would be addictive. |
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"Space Dust" is effectivly sherbet. You could use the exploding part of exploding candy, (Same Basis) however the reason rice crispies snap crackle and pop isn't some sort of addative - it's the rice itself. I think it's to do with expansion. |
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