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SCP Additive

 Snap, Crackle, Pop Additive---Sprinkle like sugar to make every cereal or even boiled rice sound like those three little guys.
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Like, rice is the only cereal that's fun to eat!!

Make your next bowl of Brand X all you'll want to eat until your next meal!
SCP Additive adds sweet calories and decibles to all cereals, juices and sweet soups.
Artificially sweetened SCP Additive adds sweetness and panache to treats for dieters.
Coated sprinkles for sundae lovers, and even SCP Cubes for mixologists who may need a special drink idea to help con attendees defeat the Borg.

—reensure, May 17 2001

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       It's a bit vague, but why file it under dangerous?
—jutta, May 17 2001
   

       Don't you know, jutta? Haven't you heard? You mix this stuff with Coke, and it'll kill ya.
—globaltourniquet, May 17 2001
   

       Ooops! Right, Otis Spunkimeyer cookies and Mountain Dew have been implicated in the lethality of this mixture.
—reensure, May 17 2001
   

       Anyone remember 'Space Dust'? For shear crackliness and poppiness nothing came close.
—st3f, May 17 2001
   

       I think this additive would be addictive.
—Rodomontade, May 17 2001
   

       "Space Dust" is effectivly sherbet. You could use the exploding part of exploding candy, (Same Basis) however the reason rice crispies snap crackle and pop isn't some sort of addative - it's the rice itself. I think it's to do with expansion.
—CasaLoco, May 17 2001
   


 

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