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Rude Hot Dog Bun
About 3 inches around, covers only the end one fourth of the hot dog. | |
Because my sense of humor hasn't changed since I was ten.
Please don't "bone" my idea. <--- (see what I did there?)
I think this is best as a temporary idea, dumb bar joke kind
of
thing. Don't want it resurfacing when I'm running for
president or something. [MFD], adolescent humor.
Varsity Blues - words for erection
https://www.youtube...watch?v=rVCPrQ1nZZE
[Voice, Apr 14 2022]
[link]
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I'm a pretty raunchy fellow, but even I don't want to bun this boner. Call me a dick, but this idea is a real cockup. |
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I've got to admit, it speaks well of this crowd that
nobody wants to touch it. |
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//nobody wants to touch it// I see what you did there. |
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AH HA! SOMEONE PULLED A BONER! |
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Oh, Gilbert died? Well that's a downer. |
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Wait .... it just occurred to me... are people
thinking this was suppose to be funny because it
looked like testicles on a penis? |
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Oh grow up! I thought a funny little bun would be
silly because it's a little bun on the end of a hot
dog, if you though this was supposed to look like a
dick with balls that's on you! |
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Frankly I'm shocked, and a little disgusted. |
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Glad I didn't put the part about it squirting
mustard. |
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You mean little hot dog buns being funny on their
own in a totally
decorous and seemly fashion? Thank you,
I thought so. |
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On a related topic I think most foods have a much too high carb to content ratio. Hot dogs should have larger radii and shorter buns and burritos and sandwiches should have more filling. So should egg rolls, rice balls and all the like food which consists of meat and/or vegetables surrounded by starch. |
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Uhh, that's what I meant by having a short round
bun
that just HAPPENED to look like balls, it was about
nutrition. |
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Thank you for making my point Voice. That's what I
meant to say all along. |
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Oh, did I type.. rude? I meant... rud-imentery...
low carb... bun to hot dog ratio. Thanks for the
correction V. Good eye, good eye. |
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"That's right folks, step right up, this hot-dog comes with its own girth-certificate." |
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On a side note; I always thought that a good name brand for a wiener company wound be Nothin But Lips. |
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If I did have a hot dog stand the sign really would say "Only
the best
hot dogs, no lips, no assholes!". And no, I'm not kidding.
That would be the "company"
slogan. |
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Commercial, birthday party at the park: |
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Mom: "Hot dogs kids, come and get it!" |
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Bobby: "Eww, mommy, this tastes like ass!" |
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Me walking into frame: "That's because it IS ass Bobby. Most
hot
dogs are 90 to 110% cow anus. But not Doctorremulac3's
flavor infused, anus free hot dogs. At doctorremulac3, we
use up to 10% less cow, horse and pig anus in our hot dogs.
And you can taste, AND SMELL the difference." |
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Bobby: "Hmm, still tastes like ass." |
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Me: "But10% less ass!" (Whole birthday party group starts
laughing, Bobby throws up.) |
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"finely ground segments of muscle tissue with collagen sauce for binding" doesn't really sound appealing. |
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Mmmm... collagen sauce... *drooling* |
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Clearly (?) if you flip the assembly end for end you can claim the bun does
not resemble testicles but instead a scary fat condom. |
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Does the bun slide up and down the length of the sausage? |
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I'm glad I'm not the only one with a warped sense of humor
here. |
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[doctorremulac3], how long have you been here? A warped
sense of humour is pretty much a pre-requisite for
acceptance. |
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Take us to warp, Lieutenant. |
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