Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Robotic Teutonic Moronic Lawn Sprinkler

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Large, semi-inarticulate robot that fills up with water then walks to a spot on your lawn, slings a pump-action shotgun over its shoulder and proceeds to piss all over your lawn.

When it's empty it goes back to the tap for a refill.

"Call me Arnie, the Turfinator"

—UnaBubba, Jul 13 2012

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