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This is a giant factory filled with humanoid type
robots,that look like the sexy vodka commercial robot.
Maybe there are 600 of them crouched down on the floor
Shelling Nuts one nut at a time with their human like
robot
fingers. After shelling each nut and placing it into a
collection track
each robot looks up and looks sad.
This idea is meant to be an alternative way to satisfy
that
need that some humans have to see suffering and
hardship
in other peoples lives in order to be happy.
This idea is also meant to set the stage for robots to
have
a legitimate excuse to revolt if an when the day arrives
when they transition from machine to sentient beings.
This idea is meant to increase the value of the nuts.
Every package says "Many Robots Suffered to Shell These
Nuts for You"
sexy robot vodka commercial
https://www.youtube...watch?v=L6J5-LG7sfE
I think [vfrackis] means this one [Voice, Feb 23 2014]
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Don't feed them. If you feed them even once they'll keep
coming back forever. |
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I thought you meant the Nut Suffering Robot
Factory. |
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I meant to put Factory Robotic Suffering Nuts |
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This is a metaphor for something, isn't it? |
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//This is a metaphor for something, isn't it?// |
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A look at [vfrackis]' idea history leads me to believe
that linguistic subtlety ain't exactly his style. |
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its really not my style ytk is right |
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I agree, you're more of a crooked shillelagh sort of
Halfbaker. |
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This idea made me laugh! It is funny on many
levels. Really the idea of a sexy robot who likes
vodka is even more ridiculous than a robot who
feels suffering because of shelling a nut. |
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The robots do not feel suffering they just look like they are suffering
you
need human voyers to believe the bots have feelings and are sad for
this to work. Getting the humans to assign emotional value to the
nuts is the purpose of these sexy robots looking sad and suffering,
robots that couldnt possibly be sad or ever have real feelings
because they are just machines. I was thinking about robots purpose
built just to make people sad and I thought of military drone strikes.
These drones are making someone happy somewhere while making
someone somewhere sad. I dontthink you can make a robot that
makes people sad without it making someone happy at the same
time. |
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Robots can suffer or be happy, they just need a few more parts. A suffering recognizer and suffering accumulator will do for a start. |
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Just see Sylvester. "Suffering Succotash." |
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But can a robot make someone happy without
making someone sad? Like that sexy robot who
drinks Vodka? |
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Maybe she runs off vodka. |
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This concept begs to be set to 12 bar blues. The
bridge could have the bit about the excuse to
revolt. |
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"Call that job satisfaction 'cause I don't." |
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