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Road Seam Car Synchronizer

 Keep everything in time!
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Nothing is more annoying than when the bumps in the road are just slightly off from the beat of the music on the radio, same with the wipers and the turn signals. So I propose a small electronic box that would synchronize with the Cruise control and the radio and adjust the speed of the car up or down slightly as well as the pace of the wipers to bring all four into phase with the bumps in the road and with each other thus removing the discordance from your daily drive.
—jhomrighaus, Jul 30 2010

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       It would be far easier (and less dangerous) to do real-time beat matching with the audio to sync to the wiper blades and spans of concrete slab.   

       What if you put on a smoky slow jazz tune? Do you have to exit the freeway?
—Cedar Park, Jul 30 2010
   

       it would not have to match them beat for beat so much as syncroise them to have matching peaks even if its 1/2 or double time, just so that the beat occurs on a seam.
—jhomrighaus, Jul 30 2010
   

       You have regular bumps?
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 30 2010
   

       Oh, and sp.: synchronize
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 30 2010
   

       [MB] I assume is primarily intended for concrete paving, where the sections are typically of a uniform length.
—MechE, Jul 30 2010
   

       Ah.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 30 2010
   


 

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