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Rather an old joke, don't you think? |
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[markedfordeletion]: Device to aid in the commission of a crime. |
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Cedar, "Device to aid in the commission of a crime" is not grounds for deletion. You need to remove that. |
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//u can also use this to confuse people in many other situations..// |
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Hey, he doesn't need funny shoes to do that. |
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Or you could just have shoes that leave an ostrich shaped
print that will really confuse Holmes |
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Didn't Wile E. Coyote do this? You seem to have dropped these: "y" "o". |
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Baked, amazingly, by the Soviet special forces. There is a joke too... |
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A lone soldier is crossing Dartmoor, trying to evade the "enemy". He comes to a patch of snow. |
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If he walks straight across, he's ordinary infantry. |
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If he makes a point of avoiding it, he's a Para. |
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If he turns round and walks backwards, he's SAS. |
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(Substitute Corps, Regiment, nationality as appropriate) |
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Wouldn't this fail to confuse anyone but the most inexperienced observer, since the depth of an imprint depends on the direction of movement? |
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[admin: what waugs said; we're ignoring the marked-for-deletion tag.] |
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