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People can bring a plant or flower and enjoy a nice quit time together.
You can order nutrients from a menu, waiter comes and waters plants and brings them a table light.
Light pruning in the plant restroom.
Mozart on the stereo.
(?) interesting idea for children
http://www.suite101...ant-hospital-a73004
[dentworth, Apr 17 2011]
(?) There is one!
http://www.crockera...ynthetic-restaurant
[Phrontistery, May 23 2012]
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Such an establishment would fill a much-needed gap.
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<obligatory> "FEED me Seymore!" |
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Sorry. I'm trying to cut down... really I am. |
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this is just so.....well, nice I guess. I have a family of over 100 houseplants, so I couldn't bring them all at the same time! ;)
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I'd quite like a dinner for two with my pigeon. |
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I'm not sure, but I don't think you'd get a meal for two out of
it. |
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we both like pizza. she's very keen on cheese. she speaks well of you MB. |
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Ah. Clearly a pigeon who has never met me. |
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Next up: Restaurant for stones. Take in your rock collection to be pampered by trained pebblepamperers and shinglesoothers. |
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Got slated by the reviewers, though. |
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I'd just like to point out that, if anyone is tempted to post
"Restaurant for planets", where the bulkier members of our
solar system are accommodated to top-up their ring system
or atmospheres, it won't be big or clever. |
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Well, OK, it would be big. |
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I think it would be clever as well. |
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Waiter, there's a fly in my poop. |
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Waiter, there's poop in my fly....oh, sorry, my pants
are on backwards. |
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[blissmiss] May I call you Missblissmiss? |
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Since you did, you can, Oh, shinebooner! |
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Very nice! [+] Though, I have no flora to go with... since my ivy died... |
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And my 7 cacti died too, now I come to think of it. I'm a plant mass-murderer, I'd probably be barred from the restaurant in case I went on a rampage, uprooting the customers and defoliating them alive! |
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What's that black fungus like growth that spreads like
wild fire from plant to plant? Can't recall the name.
But yeah, gotta have sections so they don't cross
contaminate. |
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Why thanks. I always think in terms of human germ,
and fungus jumping. |
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Zeno, have you considered some form of behavior modification therapy that would be capable of sculpting you into a socially redeeming companion capable of beguiling another human being into eating with you in public? Or would the restaurants-for-plants thing be easier? |
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... horrid stories about customers who mysteriously "go missing" |
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Try the [MikeD] peanut-butter-in-crotch technique; at least
dogs will take an interest. Better than plants,
anyway. |
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//if anyone is tempted to post "Restaurant for planets// |
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Its been done. Reviews said great food but no atmosphere. |
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You'd be surprised how loudly i laughed at this idea. It's quite funny. |
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I'll bet you could do it in California, new-age or hippy types may come in |
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What would be on the menu? A vegetarian selection might put your leafy companion ill-at-ease. Feasting exclusively on herbivores seems very much appropriate. |
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I wonder how many would take advantage and leave
their dining partner to pay the check? |
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Does one take their rhododendron out for cocktails and an intimate nightcap afterwords? How far does this inter-kingdom relationship go? |
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I think you've identified the root of the issue. |
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