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Remote controlled cars, while being fun, have a very limited range of possible designs.
And remote controlled toys seem only to get as original as dinosaurs, which no doubt walk jerkily and probably fall over a lot.
Which is why I think a new remote controlled toy should be created - a remote controlled
messiah...
Toy jesus will be along the lines of a pino robot, with as smooth motion as possible, and will have inflatable boat feet to walk on water.
Jesus has a bread and fish gun and is also a handy wine dispenser.
He can also be pre programmed to carry out any sacreligious task that comes to mind.
Aqua Pope by [benfrost]
Aqua_20Pope
Related idea (well, it is if you are Catholic, anyway) [krelnik, Feb 24 2005]
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This made me laugh, Dridge, bun. |
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//and will have inflatable boat feet to walk on water// |
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I want a pair for my own amusement! |
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How about a hovercraft chassis? Goes on land and water. |
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I'm assuming the charger pack would be a crucifix? |
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Perhaps the remote control would be shaped like a bible? |
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Well with a three prong outlet the feet could be the ground, one hand could be positive and the other negative. Hmm...the Passion RC? |
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//You might like to alter your last sentence//
Having just used the Google definition thingy I have been told that it can be sacrilegious to enter a church with your shoes on. If that is, then I have my suspicions that pretending to control the son of God might be the slightest bit sacrilegious |
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I'm amazed he doesn't exist already. Perwsonally, I'll wait for the voice activated version. |
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Joystick positions: kneeling.palms together
fingers straight, fingers upwards , in front of nose,
eyes closed. eyes closed with head bowed. head
back arm outreached and upwards. doing a
connect the dot pattern nose, belly, tit, other tit.
and a spontaneous spasm of gibberish.. |
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