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Two versions
1) MannaGlobe with manna falling on whoever it was supposed to fall on.
2) The tricky one, the rapture globe. Simply shake the globe and all the worthy swirl upwards.
The plague of locusts one is too boring to think about.
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And then there's the really complicated one where you
shake it really hard to make the Red Sea divide, then
labyrinth-tilt it to get the people of Israel through to
the other side ahead of the Pharoah's army, and
then.. and then... you give up because your arms are
tired. |
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// The tricky one, the rapture globe. Simply shake the globe and all the worthy swirl upwards.// only to bang their heads against the glass ceiling. |
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That's just the women (allegedly). |
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How many more before the moratorium is triggered? |
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I'm thinking the rapture one might be quite realistic, as floating towards heaven then, then that overdue library book in 1978 comes to light, and back down again. |
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//How many more before the moratorium is triggered |
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I think the best we can hope for is an armistice, with each side keeping a stock of snowglobes ideas at constant readiness... |
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"Mutually Assured Precipitation" ? |
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I hear the North Koreans are working on a ballistic snowglobe idea which includes monkeys, cheese, small children, cats, explosives, bees, false false beards, and so on, but the lack of modern dictionaries (due to the UN embargo) is slowing them down. |
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What about banjos and custard ? |
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You'd need to go through channels...but there's a North Korean embassy in Ealing (?) or something like that. |
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