Recycle your elderly

I'm tired of people telling me to respect the elderly. While I hold them no maliciousness, I don't think they've really done much for my generation, barring screwing us with a falling economy and using up enough resources to force me to hear about recycling every thirty seconds throughout my childhood. It was always, "hey, recycle that newspaper" and "find a better use for that old hamster cage" and "that's a waste of a perfectly good used condom." I'm tired of this. And you're tired of waiting for the Idea. Here it is: There is a fluid between the joints of human beings that is strong enough to lubricate joints for more than 100 years. It's just being WASTED in old people. I suggest we extract it, and put it in cars. That way I won't waste any of my time or money going to speed lube anymore. The only problem is, when this fluid comes in contact with oxygen, it deteriorates. It will have to be extracted in a closed system, fed into an engine, and then that system will have to be closed. Also, while we're at it, we might as well harvest all their non-deteriorating organs and give them to young kids that can appreciate them fully (with beer and sex).