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This appliance would take the form of a standard four pronged fork with the added benefit of having a Mach3 mounted to the side of it.
Eat and Shave at the same time.
Now all we need is a Plate Wash-hand basin.
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Scrapings and Scrapple: That hardly sounds like an appetizing combination. |
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I'm definitely not a member of the target audience, here, but my first thought was "ow." |
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Do you live in a bedsit, jayyy? |
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Breakfast and shaving are two activities that should be undertaken in a leisurely, contemplative manner, not as though the time taken were the most important aspect. Much good thought can be had whilst shaving. |
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Yes, I enjoy pieces of food on my newly shaved beard almost as much as I enjoy hair in my cereal. |
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Maybe you should heat up the Razor Fork until it's glowing hot before using it, too. |
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