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Rabbit Ear Deterrent

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“I’m quite impressed with the quality and technical innovation of your product. The collar unit with forward-facing flash-recognition eye and the back-of-the-head fog nozzle fit and work perfectly. The belt-hung mini-fog machine is unobtrusive and effective. I use it at every company group photo session.” – BB Phalfbake

“Your new Rabbit Ear Deterrent is much better than the earlier model, the airbag toupee that blew up whenever someone said ‘Cheese’. Never again can Sister Sally-Sue give me the fingers at recorded family gatherings.” – Danny-Jack Firewater

“I tried out your bunny ear deterrent doodad at school and the class pictures were fine. All manner of ear attempts were occluded, stymied, impeded and obstructed by its halo-like particulate cloud” – Miss I Ssippi

FarmerJohn, Apr 06 2005

actually, I wish them well! http://www.canadaea...204060495/-1/TTNEWS
[po, Apr 06 2005]

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       Windsor, Berks; next Saturday - mid-day. flood, fire, pestilence or any other act-of-god permitting that is.
po, Apr 06 2005
  

       Is it me or are you getting even more cryptic [po]?   

       [FJ] - Kudos for identifying yet another problem that I hadn't realised needed solving.
wagster, Apr 06 2005
  

       oh, [po], wouldn't that be just the best thing ever. I can see the photos now...
moomintroll, Apr 06 2005
  

       wagster meet moomin...
po, Apr 06 2005
  

       [FJ} - phone Prince Charles and sell him one of your devices quick, I think [po]'s up to something.
wagster, Apr 06 2005
  

       Farmer John, you have filled yet another much needed gap in the market.
Basepair, Apr 06 2005
  

       hey, ssshh. I have a bet with William Hill that she jilts him on Saturday, ssshh!
po, Apr 06 2005
  
      
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