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RPGFHP
Rocket Propelled Grenade For Hanging Prestidigitators | |
A rocket propelled device specifically designed to obliterate
nuisance prestidigitators hanging in various urban settings.
Design specifally takes into account safe powderization of
offending object while leaving observing crowd within vicinity
unharmed, just amused.
The device can come with
an upgrade option allowing for
nighttime obliteration -- starts with a flare to light up target,
then explosion -- followed by ending fireworks.
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forgive me for putting this in the
product:weapon:countermeasure category, but I felt it
appropriate. |
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I am wholly ashamed of the attitude and actions of my fellow townspeople <smirk> |
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What a couple of abracadabraphobes. |
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I'd like to suspend a mime from a crane, in an imaginary little glass box. Using nothing but their miming skills, they have to convince gravity that they really are pressed up against an invisible wall... |
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Screaming on the way down obviously voids their miming privileges for the term of their natural life. |
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Holds out hand, palmside-up. Looks like Blain. |
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