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Went to a church service, and they where handing out "Quiet Bags," with toys in them, to the kids. Somebody muttered, "How's my kid going to fit in there?"
So: A big sound proof bag with a DVD player inside, and ventilation. You can now take your tot to the movies, fine dining, church, board meetings,
and at the first hint of a fit, in he/she goes, and you can continue with your evening.
An adult size would be good too. When my Wife drags me to a musical, I can just go inside my quiet bag, and go on the internet.
Child Silencer
Child_20Silencer
[Jscotty, Jun 11 2008]
Marching Morons
http://en.wikipedia...The_Marching_Morons
[n81641, Jun 12 2008]
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interesting how you capitalise *wife" |
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//A big sound proof bag with a DVD player inside, and ventilation.// |
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Omit the ventilation and get my vote. I've always found that large plastic bags make great toys for children. Never hear a peep outta them. |
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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem. |
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[+] I had a similar concept that got many bad reviews (see link). I just wonder what you can do to silence the rattle and scuffle of all of those bags. |
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Just cut and paste Klaatu's entire last paragraph into Google. Press return. |
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//in rupibus ventosissimis// Wrong preposition, shirley? {edit} Oh, no - I was just thinking of a more violent death. |
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// Omit the ventilation and get my vote // |
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I guess if the discount knock off was just a garbage bag, you'd have a solution for the Marching Morons. |
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Not strong enough. Even quite small kids can tear their way out of a regualr garbage sack before their air runs out. It needs to be one of those really heavy-gauge builder's rubble sacks, or a bivvy bag, well taped at the open end with gaffer tape. |
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8th have you given up all idea of reproducing your elf? |
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of course, that would be one noisy bag! ;) |
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How does one get into elf breeding, po? |
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Tip #1: DON'T put them in a sealed plastic bag. |
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I thought that's how it works... when a boy and a girl elf like each other very much, they climb inside a plastic bag..... |
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Or you could go to church outside, in a field or at the beach, and make a joyous noise as a family. Maybe even some unjoyous noises, like when you pretend to be the squawking pterodactyl coming to scoop up the kids. Of note: pterodactyls were part of creation too, or maybe were fakes placed in the fake fossil record by Satan, but either way warrant some consideration in a religious context. |
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