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Once parked, easily remove windscreen wipers and place them inside the vehicle.
The car is now immune to parking tickets.
Just park anywhere, go on.
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[bs0u0155, Oct 29 2018]
Admiral John Byng
https://en.wikipedi...ki/John_Byng#Legacy
... as described by Voltaire. [8th of 7, Oct 30 2018]
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Well, immune to getting the notice that the city has
assigned a fine you'll have to pay whether you know
about it or not, one that increases the longer you
don't pay it. |
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Over here, I think the parking fine notices are self-adhesive,
so they can be affixed to your windscreen. |
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The trick would be to pre-empt the parking warden by making
your entire car self-adhesive. If the glue were water-soluble,
you could remove the accumulated parking wardens by driving
through a car wash. |
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"The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a vicious wild
animal from the planet of Traal, known for its never-
ending hunger and its mind-boggling stupidity. The Guide
calls the bugblatter the stupidest creature in the entire
universe - so profoundly unintelligent that, if you can't
see it, it assumes it can't see you." Douglas Adams |
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Then again I have known people who express a tropism
towards something like "if everyone ignores it, it ceases
to exist" I think otherwise, thinking that there are at
least some things which would continue to exist even if
everyone ignored them. |
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Remove the tires as well so they can't put a lock boot on
them. What's better, if you park in the right parts of town,
the locals will perform this service for free. |
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//Over here, I think the parking fine notices are self-
adhesive, so they can be affixed to your windscreen.// |
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Here, it's a paper envelope. It feels quite civilized, its
white with a little window. None of that loud black and
yellow plastic. Sadly, the envelope is resistant to no types
of weather. The traffic wardens don't worry about the
adhesive though, they'll shove it in a window seal, door
gap, exhaust pipe or nearby school. |
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//city has assigned a fine you'll have to pay whether you
know about it or not,// |
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Unless they choose not to enforce. See the ongoing
mystery of South Broad St Philadelphia where it's fine to
park IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD (link) and nothing
happens. I assume this must be mob territory. |
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Organized crime, local council ... both demand money with menaces in return for bugger all. Kind of hard to tell them apart. |
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It's not difficult, [8th]. One of them is "organized". |
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So not the council, then. |
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//Kind of hard to tell them apart// |
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One has a VERY responsive complaints dept. |
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...Why did you all look at me when bs0u0155 said that? |
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