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ProsthelyTaxi
Uber like service where your ride is free in exchange for being evangelized | |
Particularly here in America where public transportation is
not that good, a lot of us without cars need rides. And there
are tons of religious people who want to convert us to their
faith. So I figure combine the two. Have a Uber like service
where drivers of any religion could sign up to
give free rides
to anyone who wants them. The only cost is said passengers
would get evangelized to and maybe given tracts. It could be
compared to the cheap vacation that comes with the
timeshare presentation as the catch.
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Sounds fare... keep the change. |
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Their business model would revolve around people slurring
their speech in Vegas when asking for their most popular
competitor, ProstiTaxi. And don't confuse their least
popular competitor, 'ProstraTaxi, where a free colonoscopy
is offered for rides longer than 20 minutes. |
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It could be an option in an ordinary taxi. |
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An audio/video unit in back seat, gives a credit to the driver if allowed by the passenger to play any of twenty pitches. Commercial or religious presentations. Will Coke, Pepsi, or LDS pay for my fare ? Or pay it myself and ride in peace. |
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------ Unexpected consequences --- |
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"The church is full of Taxi Drivers tonight, I wonder why ?" |
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//ProsthelyTaxi// I assumed this would be a small
motorized, fee-charging wheelbase for artificial legs.
Have you considered the possibility that you actually
meant "ProselyTaxi"? |
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"Ere, you'll never guess who I 'ad in the back of me cab last night !" |
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"Come on then, Archbishop, who ?" |
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I can see this taking off with the (surely eventual) Google
driverless taxis. Religious movements will pay the fare if
riders agree to listen to a spiel. [+] |
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Abe and Herb are standing outside a church that has a sign
Convert now and get $10 in 10 minutes. |
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Herb says why not. Abe says what, aren't you ashamed of
yourself? Your Jewish! Herb says c'mon, you don't even eat
kosher. Abe says, you can go, I'm waiting here. |
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Ten minutes later Herb emerges from the church and Abe
asks him: Did you get the ten dollars? |
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Herb says: You Jews! All you think about is money! |
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