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Sounds fare... keep the change. |
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Their business model would revolve around people slurring
their speech in Vegas when asking for their most popular
competitor, ProstiTaxi. And don't confuse their least
popular competitor, 'ProstraTaxi, where a free colonoscopy
is offered for rides longer than 20 minutes. |
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It could be an option in an ordinary taxi. |
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An audio/video unit in back seat, gives a credit to the driver if allowed by the passenger to play any of twenty pitches. Commercial or religious presentations. Will Coke, Pepsi, or LDS pay for my fare ? Or pay it myself and ride in peace. |
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------ Unexpected consequences --- |
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"The church is full of Taxi Drivers tonight, I wonder why ?" |
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//ProsthelyTaxi// I assumed this would be a small
motorized, fee-charging wheelbase for artificial legs.
Have you considered the possibility that you actually
meant "ProselyTaxi"? |
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"Ere, you'll never guess who I 'ad in the back of me cab last night !" |
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"Come on then, Archbishop, who ?" |
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I can see this taking off with the (surely eventual) Google
driverless taxis. Religious movements will pay the fare if
riders agree to listen to a spiel. [+] |
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Abe and Herb are standing outside a church that has a sign
Convert now and get $10 in 10 minutes. |
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Herb says why not. Abe says what, aren't you ashamed of
yourself? Your Jewish! Herb says c'mon, you don't even eat
kosher. Abe says, you can go, I'm waiting here. |
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Ten minutes later Herb emerges from the church and Abe
asks him: Did you get the ten dollars? |
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Herb says: You Jews! All you think about is money! |
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