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Everybody gives out pens and such that often get tossed. This
would probably be kept on the
desks of most people it was given to. I'd use it a lot.
Battery powered and not much bigger than the business cards it's
designed to shred, make a statement to your client about the
competition.
"Thanks
for the meeting Bob, here's something to use after your
meetings with other vendors."
Have it say something like: "Doctor Remulac 3's Brain Confunction
Service - We shred the competition"
Hand-held shredder
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EY1TD4U/
There are already hand-held, human-powered paper shredders. Creating a portable, branded version would be pretty easy. [aguydude, Sep 07 2019]
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[+] Your competitors will retaliate with business cards
designed to jam the mechanism. |
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That's ok, technical competition spawns innovation. |
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My business has a shredder for your shredder. |
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Darn, I though this would shred them into cool shapes like linked men. |
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//That's ok, technical competition spawns innovation//
Yes, exactly: that's why I voted for the idea. |
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//technical competition spawns innovation// |
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Like the business card shredder shredder Dr Worm mentioned which would of course lead to the creation of the business card shredder shredder shredder. |
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The shredder shredder shredder, which moved under its own
power, to seek out and destroy competitors' shredder
shredders, was banned last year after a malfunctioning unit
shredded a pet gerbil. I hear rumors, though, that BorgCo
is developing a larger model for cats. |
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Yup. It'll be in the Fall 2010 catalog ... |
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//It also shreds catalogs//
Yet another mis-application of regular expressions.
Somebody obviously used /cat.*/ where they should have
put /cats?/ |
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I don't feel I have the sufficient wit to add to the jokes, so let me just say: Bun [+]. |
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// used /cat.*/ where they should have put /cats?/ // |
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Thise wildcards will get you every time. |
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// I don't feel I have the sufficient wit to add to the jokes // |
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Don't let that make you feel small or inferior, even if you are .... |
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