h a l f b a k e r yFunny peculiar.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
A campaigning politico can truthfully promise that he will increase his electorates' lifespan by X percent every year if elected. Then, once elected, build progressively longer bridges across the river.
Many lives spanning bridge
https://en.wikipedi...t_of_Messina_Bridge
Sicily [4and20, May 14 2013]
[link]
|
| |
This works in Sicily, which has very long-lived people and the longest unbuilt bridge. |
|
| |
What a wonderful new lie you've discovered! |
|
| |
// will increase his electorates' lifespan // |
|
| |
sp.: constituents' lifespans |
|
| |