h a l f b a k e r yGetting blown into traffic is never fun.
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Well, it kinda depends on which country your in. |
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"Gimme another beer, wouldya? Heyyy no, whaddya mean I've had enough? 'M not pished... too early to be pishsed yet, it's... itsa only 6:47 p.m. now, hear that beep? So jusht pour the fackin' beer, aww come on... woah, uh, urgh, hold onna moment - you gorra bucket, mate? Shorry mate, sorry, 'schcuze me... wooooarghhh... aww I only just ate that pie an' now I've thrown it up already at 6:48 precschishely. Yech... gimme a beer to wash the taste out, wouldya?" |
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Funny, yes. But I prefer my clock not to speak.
When I want to know the time, I'll look over at it. |
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