Professional Newbie Job

Networks work better when they have efficient protocols worked out. It occurred to me while I was getting lost in the freaking subway again, that the reason why not enough people have complained to get the freaking signage changed in the subway is that most people who use the subway either figure it out and then use it for the rest of their lives without using the signs, or are shown it by somebody else and then use it the rest of their lives without using the signs. The same goes for states with bad highway signage, it happens most of the time in places where they don't want newbies.

I come from the school, which is in reaction to the phrase, "you can't run away forever," of, "you can run away forever," and I believe this is what the world is evolving toward, a world where everybody keeps on running all the time. If everybody just got up and ran away and never stopped, eventually we would have world peace and a bunch of really healthy people. To do this though we will have to learn to accept newbies. It will be hard. It was hard for the South to give up slavery.

So my idea is for a company that employs people to be professional newbies, to go to a place for 2 weeks, a month, a year, do the things that a place would most want to have productive new people doing, and write down everything that is wrong with the place from the perspective of a new person, and then charge the government of that place, who should want to make their place more acceptable to newbies and thus more economically viable, a consultant's fee for telling them where they got lost, mugged, etc. Then the government could change the things, for instance put up freaking signs in the subway that make sense, and have more newbies come to their place and open up their economy.