Product-Dispensing Shower Curtain

Egan is rudely awakened by his alarm clock. He rubs the sleep from his gorgeous eyes and heads to the bathroom.

As soon as he turns on the shower, his curtain is activated. Ah the curtain! It is a marvel of hygiene and vanity, with each of its polka dots filled with a different shampoo, soap, moisturizing cream, hair gel, or other.

Egan hardly must think at all about his beautification plan. At precisely-time intervals, each dot will squish out its goo. Egan's only chore is to hold out his hand, accept the curtain's expression, and remember to put it in the right place.

All that's left for Egan is to towel off and check his look in the mirror. You can't take your eyes off him, can you? Good God, he's one handsome cad!