h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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"But where is the absurdity?!" |
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Does it kill (a) cats, (b) moles ? |
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Periphery, peripheral, periphery, peripheral,
Mow the cats and moles, periphery peripheral! |
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Only if it can print across suburban lawns on a massive
scale perhaps spelling out "we have drowned in a pool of
suburban inanity" across three neighborhoods. (so it must
be installed on every mower and include less/more
watering, types of grass, and fertilizer) |
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That would work only if everyone cooperated. If you
had a dissident or two, you'd get "we have owned
poo - ban it" |
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Did it once by manually adjusting the mowers height. The neighbors didn't really like my artistic values. |
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Anyone could see that it was a mowsterpiece. |
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Tell me, where is fancy bread,
In the heart or in the head? |
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Which gives me an idea: "jump [here] for http://{link}" |
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Or: "Test page. Your lawn is out of grass. Please replant
and jump on the [OK]. " |
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