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Pragmatic Time Traveler Abattoir

 Lure meddling would-be modifiers of history to their doom
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This invention is an advertised time traveler destination, with all the amenities, as described by [Blumster], except with the addition of the (non-advertised) rotating blades.

This would require multiple locations, as the time travelers will eventually catch on that a particular "destination" is one that their fellow travelers never return from.

It should serve to at least reduce the numbers of meddlesome history changers and stock market cheaters.

—JakePatterson, May 30 2005

(??) Pragmatic Time Travel Pragmatic_20Time_20Travel
Blumster's idea [JakePatterson, May 30 2005]

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       I like it. The only problem is...all the time travelers I know return instantly.
—ldischler, May 30 2005
   

       [marked for sarcasm]   

       Who are you to judge the future motives of time travelers? I, for one, welcome our futuristic overlords.
—Soterios, May 31 2005
   

       Hey, Abbott!
—baconbrain, May 31 2005
   

       sp. "abattoir", "meddling"
—AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 31 2005
   

       But then how would we cheat at the stock market?
—hidden truths, May 31 2005
   

       //But then how would we cheat at the stock market// Buy up rotating blade futures.
—AbsintheWithoutLeave, May 31 2005
   

       Keep the same destination. If no-one ever comes back it must be really nice there.
—wagster, May 31 2005
   

       Mmmm, Time Traveler Steak...
—harrisj, Jun 03 2005
   


 

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