Post-Chip Kit

I was eating a bag of chips the other day (or crisps as some fellow .5bakers might call them) when I encountered a chip that didn't taste like a chip at all! In fact it tasted like PLASTIC! Impossible, you say? I'm afraid not.

I admit I've encountered this phenomenon several times in the past ... but I'd forgotten about it. I thought, for a fleeting moment, that the concept of the little plastic sack of whatnot within a bag of chips had been dropped. But, alas, I was wrong.

If the 'chip-people' insisted on these dumb, greasy bags at least they could do something useful with them. Do we really need the round, plastic pokemon medallion or equally useless bauble? I don't. So I thought long and hard about this little dillema, and 3 long minutes later this is what I came up with: A little piece of reflective plastic that would act like a mirror, to spot the fluorescent orange ring around your mouth or that single chip flake stuck to your front teeth. But, so what? Just knowing you have a goofy orange powder ring around your mouth doesn't help. You can't wipe it on your freshly laundered shirt ... and most certainly not on your arm! How about a little moist towlette to get rid of that orange gunk on your face and fingers? Sounds like a plan to me.