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This is an idea to try in a large flat public area that has an Alfred-Hitchcock-number of pigeons, such as Trafalgar Square, and many other places.
The Pigeon Positioner is a motorized dispenser that hurls birdseed in patterns. Spirals, concentric circles, even shapes are possible with a spinning
mechanism. A fancier computer-controlled version could spell words and draw pictures. The birds line up with the fallen seed, and form the patterns.
Win the Beauty with the Beasts
http://www.halfbake...with_20the_20Beasts
done with parrots [FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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<pigeons = rats with wings> [-] |
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Could your seed scatterer fling seeds under car wheels, Fed-Ex trucks or under pile drivers? [+] As much as I loathe pigeons, this idea rocks [+] |
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Added: //The birds line up with the fallen seed, and form the patterns// with their constant droppings? |
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//with their constant droppings?// |
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Say... what about making an elevated rail, shaped like [image in question], and removed when enough droppings are accrued? |
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You could poke someones eye out hurling bird seed about. |
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THE BOIDS ARE CALLING ME! ... no, really, look ... |
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Oooh, you could marshal them into a neat fan pattern .... right in front of a Claymore mine ..... |
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could you put maybe arsenic or bleach or perhaps amonia in the seed? i dont care for pigeons much either. |
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one time while i was in italy, i cuaght a pigeon. and some lady came up and started beating me with her purse. |
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I remember, there was a half-brick in there.. |
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[po] you don't have family in Italy, do you?! hehe ... flogging the halfbakers and all. |
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Stev3: you like st3f's cousin or something?
Space-Pope: I once had a surreal experience in Trafalgar Square, when I caught two pigeons that had become entangled in a piece of string. The surreal part was finding someone with a knife to cut the string: eventually I found a kilted Scotsman who had one strapped to his leg. |
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Maybe you could do that at a chicken farm. Then the design would be white & fluffy! |
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And the annoying thing is once you call them doves it's all lovey dovey. And they're still rats with wings. |
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Trafalgar Square //A conceptual artist who once asked a friend to shoot him in the arm in the name of art, and one who exhibited a refrigerated cast of his head made using nine pints of his own blood, are among sculptors shortlisted to create a work of art for Trafalgar Square's vacant fourth plinth// what rubbish! |
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Its gonna be a pigeon or a feral kat! |
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