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These are handy sexy little pumps that you can slip off your feet and use as a portable feminine urinal (see link).
they are coated on the inside with extremely hydrophobic polymer composites that reduce the amount of residuals that are left after dumping out the yellow goodness. This coating also
prevents wear from foot sweat. 50 inserts come with each pair of shoes for those who are extra careful not to mix piss and foot. Extra inserts can be purchased for cheap from China.
The heel has a small pull-out shelf which elongates the 'docking-bay' geometry necessary for any sort of feminine urinal.
Come in a variety of colors: Yellow, dark yellow, and jellies.
Feminine Urinal Machine
http://images.googl...iSrXZJZfBtwejgdnyDw
[daseva, Oct 23 2009]
Wonders of AUT
http://www.lifeposi...s/urine-therapy.asp
It is evidently the greatest thing since antibiotics. [neelandan, Oct 23 2009]
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Awww, max! You definitely don't have a vagina. |
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I thought it would pump it out... |
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I misread this as "Potable Piss Pump" and wondered whether this was about AUT. |
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My boss tells me, you look bad,
I say, yeah, but I feel good.
I go see the doctor, he says I look bad
I say, yeah, but I feel good.
He looks it up, tells me I must be
a vagina. (+) |
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didn't offend me - if that was the innuendo intended. I hardly read the dumb idea. |
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I suppose you rinse these out with sparkling wine? |
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neelandan, long time no see. Howdy. Oh the idea,
you say, madame po...well let's see. - ewwww. |
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Interesting idea but I really can't see someone who
isn't a single, unemployed drunk dude pissing in a
shoe and then putting the shoe back on. |
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P.S. Ian Tindale, I don't think that's the kind of pump
daseva's referring to. |
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What I fail to see is any situation in which you might want
to use this (unless I am naively unaware of some fetish
application). |
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I mean, you're somewhere where you need to pee, but
there's no loo, yes? So you take off your shoe and pee into
it, yes? You then hobble around carrying a shoe full of
pee, looking for somewhere to empty it, yes? You then,
presumably, empty it into a loo, or onto the ground, or
somewhere, yes? |
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Why not simply go to the place where you were planning
to empty your pee-filled shoe, and just pee there in the
first place? |
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Truly, daseva, I'm mystified. Can you exemplify the use of
this product? |
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// Can you exemplify the use of this product?Can you exemplify the use of this product? // |
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Please no, because that would be Too Much Information. |
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[IT], you need professional help. Quickly. |
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I am imagining a very small bladder or not very
delicate looking pumps. Or is the pump just acting as
a penis equivalent so you can extend your marking
range? |
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<pictures women writing thier names in the snow with the tips of their shoes> |
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not to belabour the graphics, but if you're in a position where you can remove a shoe, somehow pee in it, then put the shoe back on, you're in a position where you can just squat. [-] |
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Thank you, [tatterd]. Yes, the main application would be in public events where you could, say, dump the shoe out in a bush without much suspicion, but squatting would be inappropriate. |
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But taking a shoe off and putting it up your skirt/dress isn't going to raise suspicion? |
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Depending on the scene... for example, standing room only music concert. Can't squat, can't find the bathrooms or the lines are too long. Just get that shoe and do the nasty, everyone's watching the stage and it's mostly dark in there. Nowhere to squat but you can do the shoe trick, so it worked. Granted, a niche situation, but you never know.. |
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