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do the tubes of this gizmo run up and down the inside of the sleeves of your coat? |
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Is that a portable bean crusher / hydrator, or are you just happy to see me? |
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Picture it sort of like a flamethrower with two arms that drips beans instead of firey death. |
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Erm, why? (Never having encountered the need for a bean paste maker in the first place, portable or non-.) |
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You're going to damn well wish you had one when you do. |
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Like at a party where there's no more bean dip and a man has a gun to your head, demanding that you produce some immediately. Then you'll all be sorry you laughed at me. |
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Why not just carry a tank of beans so you don't have to find beans to crush when the guy puts a gun to your head? |
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