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By now, you clubgoers are all familiar with Cap'n Bungy's Buzzguzzle Malt Beverage, now available in Persimmon. The aphrodisiac reputation of Capn' Bungy's beverages is legendary, and encouraged by the lovely Buzz Girls when they visit clubs to hand out free beverage-promotional merchandise. We are
proud to introduce the good Cap'n's Pop Rocks of Love - available in all the flavors of Buzzguzzle Malt Beverage. The Pop Rocks of Love are now included in the promotional set of Buzzguzzle flavored massage cream and prophylactics. Decorum prohibits us from going into detail about the many erogenous uses of our new Pop Rocks of Love, but after a few swigs of Buzzguzzle we here at BUNGCO are sure your creative juices will get flowing - and this is what gets the rocks popping!
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short slogan "Now you'll love to swallow! Swallow Pop Rocks of Love that is! Try our new Red Hots flavor for when you feel a little devilish!" |
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The world needs more love,...so croissants for you! |
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Mmmmm, Pop Rocks. Mmmmmm, persimmon. You know, they don't make enough persimmon flavored things. So is this the new, drug-free alternative for "X" for clubbers? |
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Has anyone here actually used pop rocks? This idea should be changed to "sandpaper of love". needless to say, I wasn't much impressed with them. |
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Maybe you're using them wrong. |
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