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Lumberjacks! Granolavores! Low-flow toilet owners! Tired of logjams? Dissatisfied with impractical schemes involving whirling blades / in line toilet disposals? Does your doodoo need a break? BUNGCO feels your pain!
Introducing the Poopgarrotte. This simple metal circle fits under the seat
and over the water, and contains tight, sharp wires strung horizontally (may also be turned to orient wires vertically). Offal falls across the wires and is cut down to size before proceeding on into the bowl. The Poopgarrotte is guaranteed sharp for 1 full year, regardless of your roughage. Buy three and get one free - take it to work and avoid snide comments by coworkers who share that single lavoratory. The Poopgarrotte is dishwasher safe!
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Dishwasher safe? You bastard. |
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Offal is entrails. I hope I am not pooping those out! Is this for Gitmo? |
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I think this could be really useful, but just thinking about it makes me feel sick. |
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Like poop through the garrotte, |
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So are the Days of Our Lives... |
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With eight grandkids we have specified that our new bathrooms will have toilets that can flush several handfuls of golf balls and action figures without choking. |
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never mind the toys, what about the possibility of autocircumcision? Priorities, people... priorities. |
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What if ... *uncontrollable laughter* |
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I rarely put my dishwasher in the toilet bowl. Just that one time. And she did complain so. |
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I'm more concerned whether the Poopgarotte is scrotum safe. |
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Sadly, I knew who the author of the idea was when I saw the title. |
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Dishwasher safe. I sit here and laugh. bun for that. |
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