h a l f b a k e r yReplace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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If you like the idea of hiding dirt by disguising it with
your countertop pattern, why not make a toilet the same
way? Instead of glaring white gloss glaze, imagine a
natural-patina semigloss mottled glaze, earthtone, in
streaky patterns? A quick browse in any artisan fair will
find you a ceramic
artist making bowls with a shit-
streaked kind of pattern.
The benefits are significant. What could be better than
sitting down and letting rip knowing you can do your
worst and no one will see the difference? How generous
to houseguests who don't have to worry about reaching
in and wiping skidmarks off the bowl by hand. Great for
loflow toilets that don't quite get the job
done.
If you find this disgusting, as I do, join me in crusading
for the inverse: dirt revealing countertops. See separate
idea post.
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I'm pretty sure that when he said texture he meant it. I'm not going to pay for a crap texture and settle for a mere graphical pattern! And I want an air conditioner with an authentic smell too. |
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soft oily rubber would be better than ceramic |
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//crusading for te inverse: //
Sp: teh |
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yes I am a CG guy - I confess. I did mean a smooth glazed
ceramic surface ... Where the glaze looks like poo, but doesn't
actually entrap bits of poo. Yechhhh. I'm concerned about
the buns on this idea! Justify yourselves, poolovers! :) |
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Also: Is it proper halfbakery ettiquette to correct ones
spelling and delete a comment that is spelling-only content,
or is that akin to erasing evidence or rude? |
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If the comment was only a spelling correction, then I think you're OK to wipe it. Then wash your hands. Welcome, by the way. Oh, hang on, I see you've been here since July. Well, welcome anyway. |
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would it be improper Halfbakery etiquette to [marked-for-deletion] grossout humor on a newbie? It was done to me so I'll take out my pain on youbie. |
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MFD for gross ideas? whoo-ee! |
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Thanks again for all the comments people. |
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Maybe I've had too much medication tonight, but... [+] |
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By some oversight I never [+]’d this before. |
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What if you eat a lot of sweetcorn? |
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Unless this is carved out of that mystical and odor eliminating Himalayan salt crystal, I think there will be a remaining indicator that the bowl is indeed unclean. |
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Not at all, [ss]. See [Bad Jim], Sep 15 2009 |
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