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PooPoo
an answer to GaGa and Google | |
If Lady Ga Ga is pop culture's answer to Google, then in
order
to hasten a reactionary paradigm shift and avoid an
infinite regression into absurdism, the world
needs PooPoo, a social network where people post videos
of
their favorite short experiences that are not really useful
or
meaningful:
pet rocks, abstract art, trash, random
patches of
ground, cloud formations, noise, actual poopoos, etc.
Competition would allow the most compelling abstract
statements to "rise to the top". Algorithms and
crowdsourcing would categorize "poos", give them
semantic
meaning and create interest groups. Users would
benefit by
developing an unbiased aesthetic sense. French toilets
have
in-bowl shelves for stool examination.
Radio Ga Ga
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Gaga
Prophetic. [8th of 7, Feb 21 2011]
Dada
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dada
[hippo, Feb 21 2011]
Youtube: pet rocks
http://www.youtube....uery=pet+rocks&aq=f
[pocmloc, Feb 23 2011]
Youtube: Abstract art
http://www.youtube....y=abstract+art&aq=f
[pocmloc, Feb 23 2011]
Youtube: Trash
http://www.youtube....=Trash+rubbish&aq=f
This one was trickier! [pocmloc, Feb 23 2011]
Youtube: random patches of ground
http://www.youtube....+the+ground%22&aq=f
Hardest yet! You are teasing us now! [pocmloc, Feb 23 2011]
Youtube: cloud formations
http://www.youtube....oud+formations&aq=f
Too easy [pocmloc, Feb 23 2011]
Youtube: noise
http://www.youtube....ound+deafening&aq=f
Almost beaten by this one! [pocmloc, Feb 23 2011]
Youtube: actual poopoo
http://www.youtube....ery=poo+faeces&aq=f
Well I dinn't like to try too hard on this one. [pocmloc, Feb 23 2011]
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That last sentence is important to the world. It needs to be conceptually condensed into a mind bomb somehow. My situationsim has been languishing from disuse, so all I can think of is to begin calling certain media french poop shelf. |
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Actually this idea captures everything I want to say about contemporary society in one steaming load. |
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This is what the spectacle of the camera, and news reporting and all of electronic media does. It takes whatever, everything, a song someone sang, a party someone went to, some shit someone saw somewhere at some time and temporary slows it down from disappearing into the past. |
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I wonder how advanced our society would be if every little thing people did didn't sit on the french poop shelf until it dries stale and cold then flushed away only after it's been viewed by countelss eyes only to make room for another steaming pile not quite exactlly the same, but similar enough to the last one to ensure it's interesting. |
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"In the future, everyone's shit will be world-famous for 15 minutes." |
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Mmm? That anno? That one right there? Why are you concerned with that anno? Because it's there on the shit shelf? |
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I merely said it in passing. |
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I think the point is that people constantly do the things we record -- thinking, singing, pooping, partying -- electronic media is absorbing it all now. This is basically the situationist argument that we become spectators to our own cultural production. I could have continued on in a long winded monologue soliloquy but because of the medium - online discussion board thing - the content was tailored to fit the medium -- so it can be looked at easily <--KEY POINT. I might have explained it all beautifully if I wrote a five thousand word essay, or if we were talking face to face I could have told you all the wonderful things that I know about this subject which I have studied quite a bit that I wont write here because I'm lazy... and the medium effect too. |
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The point is the medium interrupts by creating a long spectator period. |
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Watson declares Toronto an American city. |
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I gave a [-] because of what I think of this idea. But
I'm sure you are going to be a Millionaire. |
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//once you leave the TV alone, or at least begin treating it with the contempt it deserves// |
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If this statement were a woman I would marry her. |
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//you begin to realise that it doesn't reflect actual society at all// |
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This, unfrtunately, is untrue. T.V. doesn't reflect a *functional* society. Society, however, bends over backwards to emmulate t.v. |
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[+] kill your tv and vote for [JesusHChrist] for president! |
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[zen_tom], go on, get yourself a lathe. It is relaxing and exciting at the same time. It is easy to learn and not that expensive. Get secondhand stuff at first. Don't forget a good machine for sharpening! |
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//a good machine for sharpening// I'm not sure I would classify an oilstone as a “machine”! |
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There must be some misunderstanding. I didn't
mean for this to be a facetious proposal. |
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Sorry, no, your proposal was excellent and I am in total agreement with you that sharpness is essential. But rather than relying on a machine I was suggesting hand-sharpening was quicker, easier and better for the tools and for the work. |
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No, pedants, the hand itself is meant to remain blunt. |
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Where are we in the conflict fray? Situationism X spectator = situationist-spectator. Spectator destroys technological medium. Production detourned into destruction. |
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Medium is conflict event. Debord action dialectic is ultimately to destroy technological medium. |
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//...all I can think of is to begin calling certain media french poop shelf.// |
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The easy joke here is "I've been calling France that for years." |
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The even easier joke is "you watch too much American Idol." |
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Well everything is on a scale of book to poop. |
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